*Groan*
I need to stop staying up and researching.
Good morning to you too.
Now what should I do? I suppose it would be a good idea to explo-
...Is that one looking at me?
"Can I help you?"
"YOU NOT PIG"
"No, I'm not.""..."
I don't like him looking at me. Perhaps if I give him some food he'll leave me alone?
"Uh, here you can have this. I wasn't going to eat it anyways."
Huh. Well I guess I don't mind him following me around... So long as he doesn't do anything stupid.
Right. The grave.
...
I wonder if- nah. My dead body won't be in there because I'm not dead!
...
But perhaps just to be sure...
A fake kazoo. A fake kazoo?! Who would go to the trouble of digging a grave and burying a fake kazoo?! And then put my name on a headstone?! Why- But-
...
"Do you know why this was buried?"
"FOOD?"
"No, this!"
"SHINEY!"
"Yes but-" *Sigh* "Nevermind."
"Yep."
"Uh-huh."
...
"Wait, what?"
Oh look, more trees.
"Don't be silly! You can't chop down trees with your fists!"
"Huh. Good job."
"You can stop now."
"...Thanks. You too."
"Do you have a name?"
"JAMIE"
"I'm Wilson."
It's a bridge of some sort. I wonder what's on the other side.
"...Yeah, Jamie. It is."
"Good night, Jamie."
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